Bad Advice by Uncle Owen
Wear patchouli. If you are successfully flirting with a girl, and it comes time to get her number, tell her you can find it online, she will think you are resourceful. Girls in Brooklyn are predictable and they all have bed bugs. Date a Republican from mid-town Manhattan. If you see a dude with an eyebrow ring in a record store, watch to see what record he buys, then buy the same record, it...
The Smallest Man In New York
Owen's Guide to Living and Loving part 2:
Sometimes jealousy happens. Is it ok to punch your ex-girlfriends new boyfriend in the mouth?…….. sometimes, but not for every ex-girlfriend. Don’t move all your shit into a new apartment and buy new furniture until you’re sure you want to stay for a while. Sometimes it turns out that your new roommates or landlord are unexpectedly loony and you got to scram in a jiffy. ...
Owen's Guide to Living, part 1:
1. Don’t masturbate just out of habit, only do it when you’re really horny and there is nobody else around. (and don’t do it in the middle of the day.) 2. The same goes for smoking. Don’t light a cigarette just because you’ve finished your meal or got in your car; only smoke when you really crave it. 3. Even if your girl tells you she doesn’t mind your farts, I promise you she does,...
“It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue” -...
first half of Saturday night
The band is Minks, the song is “Funeral Song“ my dear friend and roommate, Sonny, this is his band. The video is directed by my buddy Lance Drake. talented director. he also has good hair.